if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five